Monday, August 29, 2011

Tits and Ass



Yes, tits and ass Yes YEs YES right? right? not today. See today, these two wonderful god given gifts really really aggrivate me. Now men of the world, unite and think collectively of a woman with these attributes, the curvy figure, maximus bresticles and an epic bootay, appealing isn't she? Now at first glance there is nothing wrong with this woman, shes perfect in every single way, no flaws nothing.

So why am i perturbed you might ask? i guess its a mixture between jealousy and hate. Boobs and the AYSSS if used properly, are the feminine golden ticket. Now let's focus on one part at a time. Fact: No matter what you do, if you do it with boobs, it is better than if it werent done with boobs. For example, a man shooting a machine gun is not nearly as captivating as a woman firing a machine gun. Now that is an un fair advantage for women right there since anything they do is automatically better, because they have breasts. Now this is doubly as frustrating as when i started, since that Gatorade commercial from my childhood where a woman says " anything you can do i can do better" to Michael Jordan is now true... because she has bewbs.

On a more serious note, i know there is the saying that if you have it, flaunt it, but what ever happened to modesty? what ever happened to not always shouting your personal and physiological ego at the world? The fact is that with a full figure comes some easily acquired ego points, if you show more then people will like you more, and thats as easy as attraction comes, when more people like you the more confidant in who you are you become since people support that which you portray and you become the person that is supported by the people. And the fact is, women know this, and know its the easiest tool of manipulation in a social setting. I mean women are more than just Boobs and butt's...right?
I dont agree with the notion that your body makes you. It's like the fat singer who will never be number one because she's fat and doesnt appeal to the public. Or that since you were born tall lean with double d's a perfect face and a great ass, that you can win much easier at the game of life than the less attractive. This just is not fair, but it is what it is right. We are the participants and support for these people to be revered so. But why i mean REALLY lets get a REAL grip on the REAL. Where is the real quality, i dont think a persons true qualities are found within either boob, or their ass.

Alas, and this might be a problem with the response from the opposite sex, but women are placed at a premium particular to the parts they possess. I don't appreciate how this has become a greater more dominant theme in the culture i associate with. I would love to see a reprise of quality in the way we view women. and the way some women view themselves since ones life should not be based off of the ol' in out in out.

Flooding Universe


So i dun did changed this bitch ass up. I've gone with a more interesting approach this time around. People are intrigued by different things and stuffs of different nature in their own lives, some people like plaid, others paisley, both valid both rad. On the other hand there are some universalities when it comes to being intrigued, or at least that's what the big science brains have to say. There are some things that will captivate the greatest audience, and hook the greatest number of fish in the pond, and simply because you're predisposed to be enticed by these words. He is, is one of the shortest sentences in the world, two words not a big deal.  followed by Pulp, the shit in you're orange juice ( is it good or evil??, the timeless debate continues). He is Pulp is a string of words to best appeal to you, because scientists have told me (vie internet websites) that these three words are some of the greatest super in the English language, if you're trying to attract people, with words.

Me and different parts of my brain have collaborated to invent one of the most psychologically appealing sentences of all time, 'He is Pulp'.  It seems to be such a title that can express passive melancholy, as if ti plainly state that 'He is  A soft, wet, shapeless mass of material.'Not really the most flattering thing to say about someone, but not the worst...... but it probably is.  There  lies the point, this is another blog, with another post, and with little more to show than this guys interests. So here on these massive interwebs, this blog is my personalized soft shapeless mass of virtual material. Now and onwards what i hope this little piece of pulp does is affect other Pulp floating around in the massive virtual cosmos in some way.  We are all cornucopias of the freshly squeezed, all with thoughts and things to express, show and exploit, we are the pulp shaping the shapeless. Right On