Thursday, October 27, 2011

TRILUXE SAMPLE SALE

TRILUXE SAMPLE SALE

J.LINDEBERG 
SAND 
DKNY
 DL 1961
 FARAH
 COLD METHOD
 IMPROVD

AND MUCH MORE

Bring friends, bring everybody the savings are unbelieveable and this will be your only change to get on on the savings. Do your Chirstmas shopping now, birthday shopping now, get swagged up for the end of the world in 2012!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Next Level Nunchucks



This guys got a couple of Butcher Knives (preeetty badass) and then he went ahead and got a nunchuck ( real badass) made them have intercourse in the spaceland of nyancat and with the help of allah, god, Mr. Wonka and  Chewy crafted this fine piece of genius modern weaponry .... The butchers Nunchuck.

IT'S GAME TIME, LETS START A BLOOD SPORT.


Now everyone, try to imagine if he messed up... fuuuuuuuu

Monday, October 24, 2011

Most epic nutshot ever.



Cant tell if it's real or if hes wearing a cup/chastitybelt but a tire that size slamming your nethers could never EVER be a good thing.

This kids a retard, but lets make him famous anyways.

Epic nutshot kid. Enjoy

http://www.break.com/index/18-wheeler-tractor-tire-nutshot-2193946

Little Pulp Fiction


Classic Travolta and Jackson banter over france, the metric system and McDonalds, This time WITH KIDS THOUGH ooooooOOOOoooOOooOOoOoOoOoOoOo Groundbreaking.

http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/lil-pulp-fiction-2158739

aaaaaand on the theme of kids and dressing up..... sounds weird..... anyways this vid below is the most epic Halloween trick or treat theme song ever. word up


http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/kids-halloween-rap-gettin-sugar-high-2194101

Too Big To Fail



Too big to fail. In 1999 This gentleman foretold the obvious problems that would arise with the banks being injected with steroids becoming giant superpowers and superproblems. 2008 proved this mans warning

For all you occupy peeps here is some more fuel for the fire.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Assortment of Treats ! Enjoy!

Awesome contraption for making sushi LIKE DAT *SNAPS

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/tupperware-sushi-maker-is-oddly-captivating/

OH MY GOD A PASTAFORK...

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/pasta-fork-because-twirling-a-normal-fork-is-really-hard/


SODAS EVERYWHERE 500 DIFFERENT KINDS. One of the coolest and most extensive collections of sodas in the world, cheers!

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/this-is-the-coolest-soda-shop-in-the-world/

http://sodapopstop.com/


Tribe comes into contact with the white man. This is incredible, imagine what it must be like to be that secluded and ignorant and having no idea and not caring about what might also be out there. Awesome
http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/primitive-tribes-first-contact-with-the-outside-world/


Thursday, October 20, 2011

Brilliant.







Charlie Chaplin
Speech
The Great dictator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvjoWOwnn4

Plain and simple, its a satire in a way but what Charlie Chaplin says, how he says it and how it makes you feel, is truly remarkable.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

SUSHI IS KING


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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Man arrested for giving Door to Door Breast exams. WHAT A HERO.




This guy went door to door and 'examined' the breasts of a few chicks. Now the poor guy is getting charged with sexual assault, simple battery, and using the name "Doctor" as his own without a lisence, the same way Dr. Dre does.

This man is a hero, and these women are fucking retarded. First of all LOOK at this guy, hes impossibly ugly, and anyone going door to door who isnt selling cookies for charity is OBVIOUSLY NOT TO BE TRUSTED. I mean for fucks sake, we are told not to talk to strangers,  i didnt think that we also had to say "Oh and dont let fat old men knocking on your door touch your tits for science".

I seriously say put the old man back in his home with a fleshlight, and tell those fucking women to get their heads checked. PROBLEM SOLVED, WORK DONE.

Read all the juicy bespectacled  article here:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/10/17/plea-deal-reached-for-man-accused-of-giving-door-to-door-breast-exams/

Iron fist




Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are.
  When it comes to adversity, never give up for what you stand for, stay strong, persevere and view adversity as nothing more than a stimulus for your aspirations and future success. You could be directly under fire from someone else and must stand up for what you believe, or you might be passively affected by adverse groups such as The "Occupy Toronto" Protest that is going on here and allover the  world. 
The point is that you should never back down, never give up, and always fight back and persevere. It's important to have an opinion and stand behind it, no matter how stupid, how disregarded you might be, how insignificant you might be considered, and no matter what the fuck stands in your way. Being a dossile complacent floormat is bullshit, in all honesty someone who is passionate about fighting for abortion/for hitler/for nuking baby seals is far more interesting and worthwhile than someone who says that they couldn't care about the issue.

 People should get out to St James park, and pitch a tent even if they don't know why they're doing it. People should gather and unite, to have a communal voice since most of the population will continue to sit on their ass and become zombies. Occupy toronto is great, its an outlet for the 99% of people who feel unheard and useless. The reason is that being part of something that could have an effect can change your life, maybe they will be heard, but most likely not, but the fight, the FIGHT is what will be remembered.

 Sometimes you may not even know why your'e fighting or what your goal is, but it's important to stay strong, because what you may not realize beforehand will become clear after the dust has cleared.

Todays thought.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Chicken without Feathers






Okay so this is a bit out of the ordinary but wtf is up with geneticists, they've aletered the makeup of chickens and roosters so that they no longer have any feathers.


And why are these big brains focusing on making chickens without feathers, I WANT WINGS, why dont these scientistestoritzias stop messing about with lame discoveries and focus on the big picture items. Tjings like human wings, human Gills, human spear fingers. Bearfaces, beards that show only the manliest emotions, chameleon skin for people. and dragon breath.



 Look at these horrible abombinations here:
http://2leep.com/bar.php?url=http://2leep.com/news/267472/0/more/

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!



So today is the day where i turn a different age, now IM 22 which means that the numbers repeat, which means that i am 2 years old with a twin 2 year old somewhere in the world i have never met. Or i am supposed to have an insanely good year since dos dos is just CRAZY sounding.

So everyone in the universe go and enjoy the day of October 12 a bajillion times more because this day is the greatest day in the history od days and stuff. So throw your hands in the air, set blimps and hot airbaloons afloat in the sky, train your shark to do the kookaracha and most importantly do whatever makes your inner child smile.


FUN FUN FUN FUN

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The founder of Apple Steve Jobs 1955 2011

It's devestating news i know, but at least Steves Jobs 2 is coming out in December, the new Steve Jobs Dust, the lightest fastest Steve Jobs there has ever been.....

Too soon? NEVAR

All joking aside this man was a passionate innovator, a super geek that bitches would throw themselves at and above all he was a great man.


The founder of Apple-Steve  Jobs 1955-2011

In the U.S Former CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs has died at the age of 56 years. During his nearly forty years of his career guru of Silicon Valley, Steve Jobs offered a number of revolutionary solutions that have reshaped the entire industry. It is called the genius of the IT-industry, enthusiastic dreamer, is contained in the most daring ideas - something that others could not think.

Steve Jobs  was born in 1955 in the  Californian city of San Francisco. In the late '70s was one of the developers of the first commercially successful  PC series - Apple II, and already in the 80's invented the Macintosh - the first computer-controlled mouse.


In 1984, after losing a power struggle with the board of directors, Jobs left the Apple  and founded his own company  - NeXT, which is developing a  computer platform for universities and businesses.
1985: Jobs co-founded the animation studio Pixar. In 2006, acquired The Walt Disney Company. Steve Jobs became the largest private shareholder of Disney (7%)  and board member of Disney.  Under his leadership, the studio produced such films as "Toy Story" and "Monsters, Inc.".

After 12  years, Apple bought NeXT, and Jobs is again at the helm of the company, which was founded.  He invents the iPhone and  iPad - the first phones  and tablet computers with a glass multi-touch display.
In 2004  it was announced that doctors  found a malignant tumor of Jobs in the pancreas. Later, the tumor was successfully removed. In 2009, entrepreneurs and innovators had an operation on a liver transplant.

Jobs himself preferred not to dwell on his health, although becoming more noticeable leanness, indicating that the depletion of global concern.
On January 17, 2011 Steve Jobs  was on leave for health reasons. Several times he interrupted a vacation to personally introduce to the public  next new Apple.

August 24, 2011 Jobs announced his retirement from the post of head of Apple. In his letter of resignation, he strongly recommended the appointment of his successor, Tim Cook. At her request, Jobs was appointed Chairman of the Board of Directors Apple.

Steve Jobs passed away October 5, 2011 - a day after the presentation of a new product line from Apple, which was unable to attend personally.

computer genius
In 1976,  Steve Jobs, along with his friends founded the  Apple Inc. - A company that always asked vector of personal computers. He is one of the first to realize  the huge commercial potential graphical user interface, use the mouse and control with the help of "clicks" - what today we see  almost every personal computer.

 early allies
Jobs met another co-founder of Apple, Steve Wozniak (pictured -  seated) worked as a student trainee in the notorious company Hewlett-Packard. Jobs went to study at Reed College, but only through the semester and threw it in 1974 g.vernulsya in Silicon Valley, where he and Wozniak started attending meetings Computer Club Homebrew (ie, "DIY").

 Revolution in a Box
The first computer company Apple can be found in stores county  Bay Area, and it cost 666 dollars 66 cents. It was a set  of printed circuit boards, parts placers, and 16 pages of instructions. To build the operating device, the user must have been somewhere else get the power supply, keyboard and monitor.

young eagle
On the  technical wizardry of Steve Jobs could be compared only to his ability entrepreneur.  His unshakable stubbornness and belief in their  ideas led to the mass  differences with his colleagues and critics, earning  him a reputation as tough and picky head.

 intrigue
In 1983,  Jobs has invited the President of PepsiCo John Sculley (pictured - in the center) to share with him the reins and  Wozniak from Apple. However, cooperation did not work out as soon followed by a decline in the market led to the suspension of production and forced the leaders of Apple to reconsider its marketing and technical strategies.  By 1985, Jobs pushed out of the company, one of the founders of which he was.

What happened next
The resignation of Steve Jobs seemed to have only spurred his desire to reshape the world of personal computers. His next venture  - the company NeXT Computer -  achieved enhanced by Apple, has created the next PC in an elegant building of manganese alloy, advanced at that time graphical interface,  built-in Ethernet port  and many other successful technical solutions.  The unit cost is too expensive to be widely distributed, but he asked the vector of the next generation of personal computers.

Return to Apple
In the absence of Steve Jobs, Apple  floated downstream, and even almost  went bankrupt in the mid  90s. Finally, in 1996 the company announced that  it bought NeXT Computer for 429 million dollars, and thus Steve Jobs returned to the fold he founded the same company. By 1998, Jobs has been appointed acting CEO.

Jobs at work
Many of the  innovations used in computers, NeXT, found their way into the next generation of computers  Apple. Jobs has restored the reputation of  the company by issuing  a series of brilliant products, such as the iMac,  and adjusted his business affairs, revealing a network of retail outlets that sold equipment and supplies exclusively  Apple.

Cartoons
In addition,  for the years beyond Apple bought Jobs and contributed to the development of computer animation  studio Pixar. The first art studio product - cartoon "Toy Story» (Toy Story), released in 1995, has collected $ 360 million, and made the studio one of the biggest figures in Hollywood. Since then, the  studio has released a number of very successful films, including masterpieces such as "Find Nemo», «Cars», «Wally", and «Up».  In 2006, the "Disney" bought the studio  for $ 7.4 billion, and Jobs became the owner of  a solid stake legendary company.

Rock'n'roll
In 2001,  Jobs has made ​​a new revolution in the world of electronic gadgets, providing  iPod. As the functionality of novelty slightly  exceeded the earlier players, but it offers the convenience to use and stylish design. In parallel, started iTunes - a virtual online store, which forever changed the face of the music industry. Participants of the legendary group U2, Bono and The Edge (pictured) supported initiative Jobs, and participated in the presentation iPod'a in 2004

 iPhone
In 2007,  Jobs has turned his attention to cellular phones. In the same year he introduced the world to the iPhone, which will go on sale in June, quickly sold  more than 6 million copies and been caught up in popularity with some of the brands present at the market for years, such as a Blackberry. iPhone - is not only a mobile phone, it also point  to the Internet with advanced user interface and a large library of applications created vast army  of programmers and Apple enthusiasts.

 new beginnings
In January 2010, Jobs announced that  Apple will soon introduce a new mini-computer.  Essentially similar to the iPhone, it will have a  much larger screen, which makes it more convenient and enjoyable things such as reading, playing and watching videos. New  to have the same success as  its predecessors. The day before yesterday began  formal iPad sales in Russia. We know that in business and technology guided by the motto Steven Jobs of the famous hockey player Wayne Gretzky: "I  rush to where the puck will be, not  where it is or was."

In his letter to employees Jobs then said: "I've always said that if come the day when I can not get more consistent with his duties and expectations as CEO, I first tell you about it. Unfortunately, this day has come" .

Redhead





Yep plain and simple, redheads for all of you redhead fanatics out there, here is your daily fill.

http://www.bezbrige.com/index.php/WoW/redheads-cool-hot-a-sexy.html

Cult Classics


5. The Manson Family
One of the most notorious cults of the modern age, the Manson Family was small, but deadly. Led by charismatic leader Charles Manson, a juvenile delinquent who sodomized other boys while in detention, Family followers believed in Helter Skelter, a massive retaliation by the black race against, in their own words, “whitey”. They also shared Manson’s belief that the Beatles’ White Album was sending them messages about how to participate in Helter Skelter. Songs like Piggies”, from that album, inspired drug-addled murderers like Charles “Tex” Watson and Patricia Krenwinkel to go into the Hollywood Hills and commit the gruesome murders of successful, rich members of the upper classes. When Roman Polanksi’s pregnant fiancĂ©e, the stunning actress Sharon Tate, begged for the life of her unborn baby, she was told, “I have no mercy for you”.
4. Heaven’s Gate
A true doomsday cult, Heaven’s Gate followers believed in UFO’s and that the Earth (and everyone on it) was about to be “wiped clean” and “recycled”. The only chance of escape, preached leaders Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles, was to get off the planet – immediately. Such teachings were the harbingers of mass suicides, and the followers were prepared with instructional videos and teachings, to leave their “flesh bodies” behind, and ascend to a new level of being. When the Hale-Bopp comet appeared in 1997, Applewhite had the sign he needed. Convinced that a spaceship was waiting just beyond the comet, to rescue his followers, he ordered the suicides of 38 followers, who believed it all. The 38 followers, and Applewhite, were all found dead in a beautiful house in San Diego in 1997.
3. The Solar Temple
Another cult with a charismatic leader, Luc Joret, the Solar Temple also preached the message of Apocalypse, claiming that it would come through natural disasters. Only Solar Temple converts would escape the fate of mankind: since they were the faithful, they would be spared. The Solar Temple devotees believed that suicide was actually salvation, and that they would be really be going on a journey to a star called Sirius. These beliefs were so strong that, in 1994, 53 members of the cult were found dead of suicide in a compound near Geneva, Switzerland. Joret, having earned more than 93 million dollars instilling this doctrine in his followers, was one of the dead in Switzerland, apparently also on a “death voyage” to a distant star: Joret started out as Gestapo officer during World War II.
2. Branch Davidians
David Koresh was a charismatic leader who taught his followers that the United States Government was the enemy of God. Also preaching the now-familiar refrain of apocalyptic terror and destruction, Koresh installed all of his followers at a compound in Waco, Texas, with some serious weapons, and instructions to fear and fight the authorities that “threatened” their life at the cult. Koresh enjoyed the bodies of his young female followers, while painting himself as the Messiah. In February of 1994, the ATF went out to the compound, to investigate allegations of the sexual abuse of children as young as twelve, and the illegal hoarding of weapons. A famous standoff ended in tragedy as canisters of tear gas were tossed into the compound by the ATF, resulting (maybe?) in fires that caused the death of 76 members. There is much contention about whose fault the tragic fire was: the controversy continues to this day.
1. The People’s Temple
Jim Jones, the leader of The People’s Temple, was an odd child who was intrigued, at a very young age, by religious zeal and a strong interest in “death”. From these abnormal beginnings, Jones rose to become a macabre symbol of mind control and brainwashing. Jones cloaked his darker interest in death beneath a veneer of Socialism, believing that true religious consciousness would lead to a socialist viewpoint. He felt that the Bible was ridiculous; a sort of joke or fairy tale, and his followers grew in numbers as he refined his own doctrine. Eventually, Jones and his disciples had to flee the United States, as they were pressured by the government regarding charges of violence, abuse of followers, and illegal cult activity. They escaped to a settlement in Guyana, which Jones named (naturally) Jonestown. This is where the largest mass suicide in cult history was played out, the result of Jones convincing his followers that they were being pursued by foreign governments who would torture them and hurt their children. Gripped with terror, 909 followers (including many children) drank the infamous Kool-Aid and gave their lives over to the cult, forever.

This Pisses me off




I love cars and as a result i know alot of the specs of popular cars, like most other goys would. I mean this stuff is pure beard fuel. So when dumb asses on the internet fuck with the top 5 greatest cars of all time (those that have the highest top speed) then im in a bad mood.

I stumbled upon the website top5s.com and got to the 'Top 5 fastest cars in the world' webpage http://2leep.com/bar.php?url=http://2leep.com/news/263450/0/more/. First of all they fucked up the HP claiming it to be a mere 987 when its renowned for its 1,001 hp. Pay respect to that figure bitches. That car is like driving in a Victorian palace designed by a Cybord David Attenborough.

Next, they have a shot of the McLaren F1 and anybody who knows anything about cars, kn ows what that work of art looks like, and it is NOT A FUCKING PAGANI ZONDA. Ugh. i hate it when people get lazy with that stuff, i mean respect what fuels your manhood people.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Monday, October 3, 2011

Dream House




Okay so to preface this review Im about to do,  Im going to suggest that everyone make better movie decisions when going to watch a movie before noon on a Saturday. Just because the tickets are cheaper does not mean the movie will rock.

Anyways. This movie stars James bond, Daniel Craig, Naomi Watts and Rachel Weisz and is as if Shutter island had intercourse with Amityville Horror and then the two movies realized in a drunken haze that they were siblings and this abomination of a movie was the result. Now, im not saying it's bad, because a rotten tomato is bad, or a sprained ankle is bad. This is like a football sized goiter on your face kind of 'bad'.



The movie is like watching paint dry, because its very dry, very long and each time you think its finished, you touch the paint and it's still wet, meaning that you have to endure more of this storyline. I personally think that Daniel Craig, Naomi watts and Rachel Weisz are good actors individually, but in this setting there just didn't seem to be any chemistry between characters. Daniel Craig was good as James bond, but doesn't strike me as the fatherly type what with his constantly pursed lips and his ice blue eyes. He is still to much of a superhero to become a father and it shows in his character.

Rachel Weisz on the other hand is supposed to be the mother in this movie. And she blows at it. If there was any shittier mother in the world she deserves to get a guiness world record i mean common who the fuck cant tell the difference between a GUNSHOT WOUND and a Fever Blister?

Then there was Naommi Watts...... and who really cares... I was as much of an integral part to that movie as she was. She was the stitching in your jeans, the insulation to your house and the soles of your shoe. She was necessary to keep the whole movie together, but you dont really see her all too often.

Also A note about child actors. I dislike them with great passion and viggor. If you watch this movie, note when the youngest daughter dies from the 'Gunshot wounds' on her body its like someone told her "NOW Die sweetie!" and she closed her eyes. These little obvious errors and imperfections are EXTREMELY annoying to watch, it's as if the director didn't give a shit and just needed to make a deadline for completion. Come on man this is your art, put your fucking soul into every last drop of it.

Not a great movie over all, looked like it had a small budget and still had enough leftover to buy Romania. I give it a solid pass 5/10 for having snow in it and ushering us into a new season. Really this movie has that much going for it.