This guy went door to door and 'examined' the breasts of a few chicks. Now the poor guy is getting charged with sexual assault, simple battery, and using the name "Doctor" as his own without a lisence, the same way Dr. Dre does.
This man is a hero, and these women are fucking retarded. First of all LOOK at this guy, hes impossibly ugly, and anyone going door to door who isnt selling cookies for charity is OBVIOUSLY NOT TO BE TRUSTED. I mean for fucks sake, we are told not to talk to strangers, i didnt think that we also had to say "Oh and dont let fat old men knocking on your door touch your tits for science".
I seriously say put the old man back in his home with a fleshlight, and tell those fucking women to get their heads checked. PROBLEM SOLVED, WORK DONE.
Read all the juicy bespectacled article here:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/10/17/plea-deal-reached-for-man-accused-of-giving-door-to-door-breast-exams/
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