Cops want to know WHERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 I wish cops could do this every time they pulled someone over.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ae6ecdeac3/save-miranda

Cute Kittens Awake sleeping monster...

Little hipster Kitty :)

The video below is EVEN CUTER if you can POSSIBLY imagine that.
gogogogogo
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6618230/kittens-activate-vacuum-monster

Jamie Oliver Talks dirty to you

You dirty dirty hunk of beef, i want to stuff my fingers inside of you and impregnate you with all my spices.
I love these clips of mashed together bits and pieces of one episode of any show. Trolling at it's finest

http://www.break.com/index/jamie-oliver-talks-dirty-2163006

Super slow Motion- Suber Amazing

http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6616318/super-slow-motion-slinky-drop

These are the coolest things that i find on the internet, like thew guys moving those spherical crystal orbs through their hands apparently with the orb remaining motionless. While that example might just be trickery and slight of hand movements to generate an illusion, this one is far more mind bending.


Gravity n' shit are the main two players here, well not shit actually, its tension. Its essentially a gravity hack, as if your saying " Hey gravity you wanna bring everyone and everything aropund you down all the time? well guess what bitch, this slinky gonna make you WAIT"

It's really an awesome video, check it ouuuuuuuuuuuut!

Conan O'Brian gets BUSTED

http://www.vidiload.com/video/106929/Nicole_Scherzinger_Busts_TvHost_For_Staring/


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

YA GAWT CAUGHT

All men can understand the feelings that Conan felt when Nicole Scherzinger pointed out that his eyes were targeting and locking on to her breasts. I mean it's not Conans fault that his eyes succumb to the affects of gravity and naturally droop down when engaged in conversation with someone who has two very apparent distractions. And that Goes for all women who wear something as revealing as Nicole's top, if men are talking to you and you catch them taking a peek at you SAY THANK YOU(for noticing)  or YOU'RE WELCOME (if you're the giving type). Most of the time, guys are not being creepy and oogling your breasticles, we just NOTICE, like the way we notice that we are about to be hit by a train, or walk into a pit of rabid sharks, or the way we notice we have woken up while in a fereefall as opposed to a comfy bed.

Either way, this video was hilarious, catching someone in the act like that is PRICELESS, especially when it's someone as hilarious as Conan.


<3 My Nicole though :)

It's Friday Friday gotta get down on friday

http://www.google.ca/m/url?ei=RcB8TrgXl7YxwtEB&q=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3D8SKt9eOEHXA&ved=0CBgQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNFbEu2tWo45syP_0Gws-itSWNY0cA

Tomorrow is SATURDAAAAY Which is my official favorite day of the week. First of all the awesome comedy sketch group WKUK which is The Whitest Kids You Know did a sketch called Saturday, which is one of many of their videos that will significantly improve your quality of life. IIIIIIIIIItTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSs almost SSAAAATTTUUURRRDDDDAAAY6%6.... I'm stoked, it's amday that says " play play play play more eat play fun fun fun fun play vids and play"

GORDON RAMSAY MIDGET EATEN BY BADGERS

"Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den."-- News

wait.....WUT??????

Just heard on the radio this morning that 1.) Gordon Ramsay has a Doppelganger... 2.) hes a midget.....3.)aaaaaand a Porn star. Oh yea, but i for got to mention that he was also found DEAD IN A BADGER HOLE partially consumed.

Man oh man, sometimes i think I've got it bad but at least i don't look like Gordon ramsay with down syndroome, and im not a target  for badgers to commit hate crimes on. I mean seriously that blows to go out that way, despite everything else that is part of the picture, being eaten by angry hungry badgers would be as awesome as making love to Betty White.


Well, thats one for the badgers

Old Celebrity Pictures

Che Guevara, Salvadore Dali, Sean Connery when he wasn't old, Jack Nicholson looking like a true motherfucking badass on the set of 'hells angels', David Bowie and my personal Favorite Stanley Kubrick on the set of '2001 a space odyssey'.

These are the Photo's that have been lost in time or overlooked  by most people, but they provide a nostalgic memory of what todays aging hero's  once looked like when they were at their peak. I love the final image of Stanley huddled above the Protagonist smoking a cigarette and pretty much being as epic as humanly possible.

A compelling madness

The movie Pi has become one of my favorite movies ever, not to mention that pi 3.14159 is one of my most fascinating obsessions. I can recite it to 70 decimals and wish i could say them all because this little number that starts with three and never ends seems to have an intriguing sense of chaors and madness to it. At first glance pi is nothing more than a series of numbers, not logical, not patterned or aligned in a way that would make sense, it just continues on and on forever.

Pi(1998) is written and directed by the kick ass Darren Aronofsky and stars Sean Gullette and Mark Margolis and Ben Shenkman. It is simply Indie Film at it's best, bar none. I am in love with the madness that The protagonist wrestles with and the madness which compels him to discover a number that will unravel the patterns of the universe. What i love most is the message that one can absorb from the end of the film,(spoiler alert). Maximillan Cohen had discovered the undiscovered and had understood something outside the realm of normal human intellect, only to destroy it. Like finding the worlds most precious scripture and keeping quiet, or knowing the notes to the most brilliant piece of music, and not playing a single one. It is the paramount level of wisdom in a sense, to know the fullest extent, furthest reaches and ultimate potential of something, and keeping it safe and quiet, away from manipulative hands, and ultimately human nature.

The same madness of Maximillian is apparent in the numbers of Pi itself, while the numbers seem to be a disgruntled tangled mess of mathematics and coding, it almost appears to harbor some hidden truth. It seems like anything mad enough to be the way that it is is maddened only by the brilliance that is within.


What a lovely day it is today.

Pooping in Public

Shitting and/or pooping in public is one of the most nerve wrecking stressful things to do. Yea yea, some people might have their big board meetings and their 355 pg papers due tomorrow, but i have to shit right next to a guy who is shitting right next to me.

That is a collision of two strangers engaging in one of lifes most primal and intimate moments while they sit huddled next to each other divided by nothing more thin a sheet of metal that has "I TOOK A BLOODY SHIT HERE" written on it in permanant marker.

Its fucking weird, it really is, shitting should be done in a private place, not right next to someone else. Only then can you connect with the great Gia and replenish the earth with your natural fertalizer..... yup, thats shit magic right there. When its next to a ymphony of assyness it's not as....intimate.

Poopin's a funny thing and should be dun ARONE.

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed

That stuff actually messes with you, don't believe me? think i'm a sac of tits? Well believe me, if you have a partner, and you two happen to sleep next to one another on occasion, switch up the sides you stay on tonight and see what happens! Honestly its as if you've been flipped upside down the entire next day, you dont know whats going on, where you are, who is beside you. Its  like you fell through a wormhole into a different plane of reality and are now living out a parallel reality that isnt quite the same as your original state. but rest assured, that if you go back to sleep the next night on the proer sides of the bes, those planes of existence realize that you have fixed the sleeping situation, deploy a new wormhole to take you back to re-reality.


I just farted

Internet Fuckwad Theory

OHHH KAY so my life was changed today by a simple image i found on meme base that describes the actions and reactions that gamers have whilst online gaming. Now it's simple, you have a console, hook that bitch ass up to the internet, and then pursue hours of mind numbing gaming glory. But why, when one gets onto the online environment, do their IQ levels plummet from that of an ordinary human being, to that of a beligerent fucking moron, saying stuff like " FUCK THE SHIT YOUR BITCH ASS IS FUCKED BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH" or"NBO FUVCKING RUSHB BEFORE 15 MEENUTES!!!!".


WHY OH WHY GREAT GODS OF GAMING DO WE APPEAR SO HEAVILY SEDATED BY RETARDATION WHEN GAMING OUR SOULS OUT??????

-----It's because your anonymous. and no one, will ever, EVER, be able to say "hey you're that fuck wad who repeated 'dog fuck' for 15 minutes straight while we were playing Cod, good sir you are an idiot.". What's even better is that you have a forced audience! These 12 year olds are now FORCED to listen to your babbling and ranting until they discover they can mute you, but for the most part those bitches are STUCK in a shitstorm of bitchtits. As if you have forcibly confined them to a chair, eyes pulled open and ears ever listening like in A clockwork orange, and you keep feeding these children 9and adults) senseless genius until they become severely traumatized. Its a brilliant symphony of stupid:)


That shit can NNNNever happen, and so us gamers are entering a collesseum of meme masked morons who are battling to the death with pool toys. I love it, there is nothing more fufilling to me then going on my bitchin XBOX, signing into a game, and literally removing my brain and replacing it by a jack in the box, there is something about acting retarded and detatching yourself from normal intellectual reality that makes you're inner child smile.

To all the trolls and idiot gamers out there i say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  FUCK A DUCK AND EAT BULLETS FROM A HOBOS BALLSACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fag.


LOVE

Celebrity Pinup Girls the lovely Kelly Brooks and Christina Hendricks

Pretty much the best post ever i bet. Ive got some serious love for pin up girls nowadays, i just think the old artistic vintage looked mixeed with a sexually devious hue that all of them have, it's like the original porn, not the over the top kind of sexual circus porn we have nowadays, Its like Classy porn!

Celebrity Pinups!!:: http://2leep.com/bar.php?url=http://2leep.com/news/250840/0/more/

Kelly Brooks: http://www.barnorama.com/hot-piranha-girl-kelly-brook/

Christina Hendricks: http://www.barnorama.com/the-best-pictures-of-christina-hendricks/

Internet Bling

I really want to post something right now but there is a bottle neck clog in the ideas area of my brain, so instead i will capitalize on this brain fart and casually converse with the wall of viewers on this internet.  I always find the coolest stuff on the internet, every piece of this place filled with pictures and videos is riddled with epic golden shots. I've collected a few of my favorite from today's internet explorations and i doubt these will disappoint.

ENJOY ALL!

SO YOU'VE GOT TWO OF THE MANLIEST MEN EVER, TWO SHOTS OF GORGEOUS WOMEN, A M,AN DANCING WITH A CAT, AND BATMAN ON AN ELEPHANT.

YOU'RE WELCOME, I'VE COMPLETED YOUR LIFE, THESE IMAGES ARE THE FINAL PIECES TO LIFE'S PUZZLE, AND NOW YOU CAN DIE HAPPY AND FULFILLED.

Hottest Chicks Ever

This is a sweet ass list of the top HOTTEST female characters/Actors in films and flicks. This includes some of the hottest girls you can think of like Sarah Michelle Geller as Buffy the GetsmypansTight Vampire Slayer, Sigourney Weaver as Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, Eowin, and of course Princess Leia. There are a few more awesome characters and women on the list that i don't know but im sure some geeks and freaks will.

http://2leep.com/bar.php?url=http://2leep.com/news/250864/0/more/
Enjoy!

HUNGRY?

I love to cook and i love great food, especially if i don't have to get my hands dirty. Ive collected a few of my favorite om nom nom's over the past few months from pictures i take randomly. My girlfriend and i also love pizza, so we make, and we make it DAAAAAAAMN nice, bitch we dont fuck round when dey be PEEZAH in da pikshure. I swear some of the pictures that ive taken are so passively taken that they will never be remembered until they splash me in the face with a bucket of " Oh shit, i didn't know i had this on here!!" and those shots are always the best ones.

So here are my funawesome meals!

This is what i mean about da pizza, And i don't know if you can tell or now but that pizza is on the better side of 6 inches high, with a football fields worth of cheese, three pigs of ham and pork and 2 miles of pepperoni. Epic meal time? suck it.

Tilt head to the right and you can see that this piece of mcdonalds trash is  actually a secret message of LOVE! it's true, the chicken patty is in the shape of your heart, where its calories go, to fuck shit up.

Next up on this bitchass journey of extacy for your tastebudds is my mother fucking burger. Yes, all of that vulgar last sentence was necessary. This buurgers got a tasty hickory smoked beef patty FRESH from the St Lawrence Market, piled up high on that bitch ass is some BACON, essential to the success of ANY meal, also got that pig from the Market. On top of that meat mountain is a big slice of Baby Swiss cheese, and guda with chili All of the ingredients in this part were from an epicly fun journey to the St Lawrence Market with my lovely girlfriend. Then on the side we have some spicy Thai noodles and an awesome crab and seafood salad. It's my budget surf and turf, simple and easy to make (the burger at least) and burgers are always a good choice.

Food Memories from a great cottage weekend for Labour Day weekend. This was me and my girrrl having fun playing around with the sweet potatoes that were roasting on Le BBQ. Honestly though, women and men alike shoukld all go to their kitchens, get their stoves, and punch them through the wall, and replace them by life sized replica's of Mr. T, the stove is a wand while the BBQ is Thor's hammer. A stove can boil water, a BBQ invents flavour, it just IS better like getting a petrol burning car IS better for the environment than getting a hybrid because it doesn't promote being a bitch and getting a bitch car.

Last but not least, this is from Ace Bakery, it was good, there was a thanksgiving like turkey cranberry walnut filling in the sandwich, and the cupcake was fucking tits. Pink frosting FTW.

That's all folks! Now go and be hungry!!

TIFF BEGINS

Okay so i havn't been to many tiff event's in the past but ive always been so fascinated by everything they have online and in the newspapers. The Toronto International Film Festival has one exhibition all about Fellini, my personal favorite of his flicks is the epic '8 1/2' its a bizarre movie about a director suffering from writers block of some kind and loosing his inspiration to continue the film he's working on, then it fucks your skull like a Thai hooker.Great flick, suggested watch.

Needless to say im stoked, i just wish i were a rich girl so i could go to all those bitching events. I keep the interwebs updated on my discoveries at this awesome event!


now SHOO

Top Gun Anthem

Everyone needs to look up a whole lot more. There are a few ways to take that first sentence and do ALL of them. In ANY situation, look up, look at the brighter side of thigs, be happy optimistic and all that wonderful puppy cuddles and rainbow unicorn romantic adventure stuff. The second way is the literal way, just LOOK UP.

I've got a theory, and its based off of something simple, the more you do something the more geared you are to do that action, the repetition of something is like pouring a base of concrete, little by little, increasing with each act of repetition, until all one can do is  be in some way based off of this act of repetition.

I feel like the more you look at whats in front, below or around you the way all of us do when  we walk around the city, looking down at our shoes first so you can get a look down at the wardrobe and make sure it's all together, and then you look back up and out into a sea of people in front of you, with you're personal bubble protected by whatever is blasting through tyour earphones and into your skull. We peeps needs to look up and around at shit, i mean the sky is FUCKING AWESOME.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CLOUD BEFORE??? THAT SHITS REDIIIIIIICULIOUS, how do they get all fluffy and shit? Does god just pull off portions of his heavens and then gently place then in our attmosphere like whipped cream on a Piece of Pie?  If you've ever been on a plane before and seen the profile of a cloud, THAT SHITS GOT A FLAT BOTTOM.  But that is just One of the many amazing things about what's up there, clouds are like the decorative front cover to an awe inspiring book series.

There is so much more out in the sky then there is down on this flat complex piece of rock. It's as if the earth is ones conscious self, with their unconscious self looming above them with far greater mass and potential, but we err to recognize its beauty and complexity most days. I can almost guarantee that simply looking up at that big sky we have above us will significantly improve your day, it just will, trust me.

Im in love with the sky, and its simple to explain. It represents Everything else, every other worldly realm of possibilities, it is all of the considerations we fail to consider in our day to days, its the rest of the iceburg below the surface of water, it is an amazing realm of sky and infinite space.



Not convinced? heres the kicker then------------Every time you look up,  YOU'RE LOOKING BACK IN TIME.
Yup, that's a fact, see those stars at night? The light you're seeing  now is older than the light that that star produces at the very moment you are looking at it. That's right, so you can either look around you at the present blah blah blah. Or you can look up, into the past of the cosmos and have your mind epicly blow.

takereasy