HUNGRY?

I love to cook and i love great food, especially if i don't have to get my hands dirty. Ive collected a few of my favorite om nom nom's over the past few months from pictures i take randomly. My girlfriend and i also love pizza, so we make, and we make it DAAAAAAAMN nice, bitch we dont fuck round when dey be PEEZAH in da pikshure. I swear some of the pictures that ive taken are so passively taken that they will never be remembered until they splash me in the face with a bucket of " Oh shit, i didn't know i had this on here!!" and those shots are always the best ones.

So here are my funawesome meals!

This is what i mean about da pizza, And i don't know if you can tell or now but that pizza is on the better side of 6 inches high, with a football fields worth of cheese, three pigs of ham and pork and 2 miles of pepperoni. Epic meal time? suck it.

Tilt head to the right and you can see that this piece of mcdonalds trash is  actually a secret message of LOVE! it's true, the chicken patty is in the shape of your heart, where its calories go, to fuck shit up.

Next up on this bitchass journey of extacy for your tastebudds is my mother fucking burger. Yes, all of that vulgar last sentence was necessary. This buurgers got a tasty hickory smoked beef patty FRESH from the St Lawrence Market, piled up high on that bitch ass is some BACON, essential to the success of ANY meal, also got that pig from the Market. On top of that meat mountain is a big slice of Baby Swiss cheese, and guda with chili All of the ingredients in this part were from an epicly fun journey to the St Lawrence Market with my lovely girlfriend. Then on the side we have some spicy Thai noodles and an awesome crab and seafood salad. It's my budget surf and turf, simple and easy to make (the burger at least) and burgers are always a good choice.

Food Memories from a great cottage weekend for Labour Day weekend. This was me and my girrrl having fun playing around with the sweet potatoes that were roasting on Le BBQ. Honestly though, women and men alike shoukld all go to their kitchens, get their stoves, and punch them through the wall, and replace them by life sized replica's of Mr. T, the stove is a wand while the BBQ is Thor's hammer. A stove can boil water, a BBQ invents flavour, it just IS better like getting a petrol burning car IS better for the environment than getting a hybrid because it doesn't promote being a bitch and getting a bitch car.

Last but not least, this is from Ace Bakery, it was good, there was a thanksgiving like turkey cranberry walnut filling in the sandwich, and the cupcake was fucking tits. Pink frosting FTW.

That's all folks! Now go and be hungry!!