Internet Fuckwad Theory

OHHH KAY so my life was changed today by a simple image i found on meme base that describes the actions and reactions that gamers have whilst online gaming. Now it's simple, you have a console, hook that bitch ass up to the internet, and then pursue hours of mind numbing gaming glory. But why, when one gets onto the online environment, do their IQ levels plummet from that of an ordinary human being, to that of a beligerent fucking moron, saying stuff like " FUCK THE SHIT YOUR BITCH ASS IS FUCKED BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH" or"NBO FUVCKING RUSHB BEFORE 15 MEENUTES!!!!".


WHY OH WHY GREAT GODS OF GAMING DO WE APPEAR SO HEAVILY SEDATED BY RETARDATION WHEN GAMING OUR SOULS OUT??????

-----It's because your anonymous. and no one, will ever, EVER, be able to say "hey you're that fuck wad who repeated 'dog fuck' for 15 minutes straight while we were playing Cod, good sir you are an idiot.". What's even better is that you have a forced audience! These 12 year olds are now FORCED to listen to your babbling and ranting until they discover they can mute you, but for the most part those bitches are STUCK in a shitstorm of bitchtits. As if you have forcibly confined them to a chair, eyes pulled open and ears ever listening like in A clockwork orange, and you keep feeding these children 9and adults) senseless genius until they become severely traumatized. Its a brilliant symphony of stupid:)


That shit can NNNNever happen, and so us gamers are entering a collesseum of meme masked morons who are battling to the death with pool toys. I love it, there is nothing more fufilling to me then going on my bitchin XBOX, signing into a game, and literally removing my brain and replacing it by a jack in the box, there is something about acting retarded and detatching yourself from normal intellectual reality that makes you're inner child smile.

To all the trolls and idiot gamers out there i say GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  FUCK A DUCK AND EAT BULLETS FROM A HOBOS BALLSACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fag.


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