Shitting and/or pooping in public is one of the most nerve wrecking stressful things to do. Yea yea, some people might have their big board meetings and their 355 pg papers due tomorrow, but i have to shit right next to a guy who is shitting right next to me.
That is a collision of two strangers engaging in one of lifes most primal and intimate moments while they sit huddled next to each other divided by nothing more thin a sheet of metal that has "I TOOK A BLOODY SHIT HERE" written on it in permanant marker.
Its fucking weird, it really is, shitting should be done in a private place, not right next to someone else. Only then can you connect with the great Gia and replenish the earth with your natural fertalizer..... yup, thats shit magic right there. When its next to a ymphony of assyness it's not as....intimate.
Poopin's a funny thing and should be dun ARONE.
That is a collision of two strangers engaging in one of lifes most primal and intimate moments while they sit huddled next to each other divided by nothing more thin a sheet of metal that has "I TOOK A BLOODY SHIT HERE" written on it in permanant marker.
Its fucking weird, it really is, shitting should be done in a private place, not right next to someone else. Only then can you connect with the great Gia and replenish the earth with your natural fertalizer..... yup, thats shit magic right there. When its next to a ymphony of assyness it's not as....intimate.
Poopin's a funny thing and should be dun ARONE.
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