Sunday, September 18, 2011

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed

That stuff actually messes with you, don't believe me? think i'm a sac of tits? Well believe me, if you have a partner, and you two happen to sleep next to one another on occasion, switch up the sides you stay on tonight and see what happens! Honestly its as if you've been flipped upside down the entire next day, you dont know whats going on, where you are, who is beside you. Its  like you fell through a wormhole into a different plane of reality and are now living out a parallel reality that isnt quite the same as your original state. but rest assured, that if you go back to sleep the next night on the proer sides of the bes, those planes of existence realize that you have fixed the sleeping situation, deploy a new wormhole to take you back to re-reality.


I just farted

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