"Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den."-- News
wait.....WUT??????
Just heard on the radio this morning that 1.) Gordon Ramsay has a Doppelganger... 2.) hes a midget.....3.)aaaaaand a Porn star. Oh yea, but i for got to mention that he was also found DEAD IN A BADGER HOLE partially consumed.
Man oh man, sometimes i think I've got it bad but at least i don't look like Gordon ramsay with down syndroome, and im not a target for badgers to commit hate crimes on. I mean seriously that blows to go out that way, despite everything else that is part of the picture, being eaten by angry hungry badgers would be as awesome as making love to Betty White.
Well, thats one for the badgers
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